But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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