I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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