I CAN MOONWALK!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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