Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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