Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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