I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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