I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Enjoy the penises
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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