1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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