Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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