Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he puts the penis in happiness.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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