i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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