new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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