Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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