some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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