There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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