didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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