Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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