rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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