Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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