is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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