That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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