they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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