belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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