i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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