you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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