i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I don't deserve a penis
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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