You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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