it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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