I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Farmville is her only friend.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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