if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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