I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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