Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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