I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I would fuck him just for his dog
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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