I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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