We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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