We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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