hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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