even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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