Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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