i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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