if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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