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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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(785): View more from Kansas

Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox

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(314): View more from Missouri

On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.

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(319): View more from Iowa

ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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(903): View more from Texas

I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win

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