I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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