I want to have your abortion
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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