sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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