either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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