is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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