"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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