going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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