Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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