i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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