I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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