i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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