why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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