But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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